Well, since the Conservatives have a monopoly on morality, I wanted to find out why people are Liberals.
Wikipedia (The Liberal Media) defines Liberalism as such:
Liberalism is a broad class of political philosophies that considers individual liberty and equality to be the most important political goals.
Liberalism emphasizes individual rights and equality of opportunity. Within liberalism, there are various streams of thought which compete over the use of the term "liberal" and may propose very different policies, but they are generally united by their support for constitutional liberalism, which encompasses support for: freedom of thought and speech, limitations on the power of governments, the rule of law, an individual's right to private property, and a transparent system of government. All liberals, as well as some adherents of other political ideologies, support some variant of the form of government known as liberal democracy, with open and fair elections, where all citizens have equal rights by law.
Which, of course, means "Liberals love hating Jesus and killing babies, Praise the Lord!"
So my question is:
Why, knowing that Liberals are godless, baby-killing, Jesus-hating, gay-loving elitists that are so anti-racism that they are blatant racists, would you choose to be Liberal?
I've provided some pre-determined choices that fit my interpretation of Liberalism, to keep you from thinking too hard.